If he had to pick one thing about the small town in Nevada that he hated. Well-Amongst a lot of things, it was the smell. That stinking, humid, rotting smell of corpses. Though, admittedly that wasn't the towns fault-And the place had smelt just 'fine and dandy' a week ago when he'd showed up there. The second, well, the second was the ravenous group of citizens-turned-monsters which were the reason for the large amount of bodies decorating the desolate streets. What a lovely little homey touch. But then, since the population was down, and nine times out of ten the person you ran into on the street was gunning to rip your throat out, you began to enjoy the company of the dead bodies.
Okay, so, he was getting ahead of himself.
Frederick Jamison, James for short, was a drop-out, plain and simple. Mommy and Daddy had high standards and he'd not met them, so to forgo the family 'shame' they'd indulged his want for a year away from school and purchased him the next tickets out of dear old Germany and into the pit of temptation and sin. Namely, America. Not that he was complaining. There was a lot more to do. Drinking, smoking, drugs-And, well, girls. Lots and lots of girls. Not that he simply swung that way-But advertizing to his upstanding citizens of parents that he wasn't adverse to a bit of man on man action, well he was sure that would be pushing them over that scarce little line they were already teetering upon. He wasn't that insensitive. He might have been the disappointment in the family, but he didn't want them to cut him out completely. Neurotic and up-themselves as they were, they were still family, right? At the end of it, the twenty-three year old loved his parents. He loved them enough to let them ship him out of the country with a VISA stating 'one year'. In other words, have your act cleared up before this time, or it will be permanent.
The first four months had gone well. Town to town. State to state. He'd been given money, that was one thing his parents weren't scarce on, but driving around in a hired car was nothing to spending a night in the cell for being caught hitch-hiking. Who knew they could be so harsh about accepting a lift or two? It wasn't as if he was a very menacing person. Strange and bizarre he could accept, but scary? Possible rapist and or killer? The thought made a smile twitch to life on his lips. He stood at an unimpressive height, and an unimpressive build. He was pale, pasty and not unimpressed by this fact. It wasn't as if he didn't try to tan, but apparently his genetics had other ideas. When he'd been younger he'd had a nice head full of wispy blonde curls, but one day when his parents had pushed him too far he'd taken to his hair with a pair of sissors and some hair dye. Green hair dye. Needless to say, it had never been the same again.
Bringing a hand up to rub through said hair, cringing at the feel of grime, dirt and God-knows what else, he slipped from his thoughts and concentrated on the door in front of him, slipping it open and clasping long fingers around the hand-gun he'd stolen off a dead police officer three streets back. What? The man didn't need it any more, he didn't even have a head. Holding the gun at the ready, he finally deemed the room safe and pushed the door shut, lowering the gun and pushing it down the front of his pants, leaving the handle out for easy access.
Positives: It was easy to get to.
Negatives: It better fucking not go off.
Shrugging the bag off his shoulder, he wandered toward the shelves, salvaging some food and the essentials. In other words, cigarettes, as many packets as he could fit without looking a bit psychotic-Oh, to hell with psychotic. Cigarettes in normal life had been a nice little relief. Now, they were his life line, keeping his mind off the fact he was probably one of the last in a town infected by the nice locals who now wanted to seperate his head from his body. This was why he didn't like people. Not unless they were for sex-And these people, well, he was keeping them well out of his pants.
Zipping the bag up, he grimaced as he caught his reflection in the window. The was blood on his face, dry and with a brick like texture, cemented in lines down from his nose, the middle which was sporting a rather unattractive bandaid. Spongebob. It had been the only packet he could find. A couple of days ago he'd had a run in with one of the creatures and it'd torn his septum piercing out. Not nice. He'd made sure to blow it's head off for that, which explained the disgusting bits of purple on one side of his face. Zombie brains. The roots of his hair were showing, but that was the least of his worries. If hell could incorporate itself into human form, that would be him. He looked terrible to say the least, and his clothes were struggling to keep together, what with all the tares and such he'd gotten from all too many encounters with the locals.
The world had gone to shit.
Over stating, but the town at least.
And James was sitting right in the middle of it, lighting himself a cigarette and wondering just vaguely if it were against all odds for one shaggable woman to have survived the apocalypse. No, with his luck? It'd be a WoW geek who could have stood to stop eating McDonalds long ago. He could think of only one thing at that moment, and in the words of the oh-so-wise internet: FML.
Fuck My Life.
Okay, so, he was getting ahead of himself.
Frederick Jamison, James for short, was a drop-out, plain and simple. Mommy and Daddy had high standards and he'd not met them, so to forgo the family 'shame' they'd indulged his want for a year away from school and purchased him the next tickets out of dear old Germany and into the pit of temptation and sin. Namely, America. Not that he was complaining. There was a lot more to do. Drinking, smoking, drugs-And, well, girls. Lots and lots of girls. Not that he simply swung that way-But advertizing to his upstanding citizens of parents that he wasn't adverse to a bit of man on man action, well he was sure that would be pushing them over that scarce little line they were already teetering upon. He wasn't that insensitive. He might have been the disappointment in the family, but he didn't want them to cut him out completely. Neurotic and up-themselves as they were, they were still family, right? At the end of it, the twenty-three year old loved his parents. He loved them enough to let them ship him out of the country with a VISA stating 'one year'. In other words, have your act cleared up before this time, or it will be permanent.
The first four months had gone well. Town to town. State to state. He'd been given money, that was one thing his parents weren't scarce on, but driving around in a hired car was nothing to spending a night in the cell for being caught hitch-hiking. Who knew they could be so harsh about accepting a lift or two? It wasn't as if he was a very menacing person. Strange and bizarre he could accept, but scary? Possible rapist and or killer? The thought made a smile twitch to life on his lips. He stood at an unimpressive height, and an unimpressive build. He was pale, pasty and not unimpressed by this fact. It wasn't as if he didn't try to tan, but apparently his genetics had other ideas. When he'd been younger he'd had a nice head full of wispy blonde curls, but one day when his parents had pushed him too far he'd taken to his hair with a pair of sissors and some hair dye. Green hair dye. Needless to say, it had never been the same again.
Bringing a hand up to rub through said hair, cringing at the feel of grime, dirt and God-knows what else, he slipped from his thoughts and concentrated on the door in front of him, slipping it open and clasping long fingers around the hand-gun he'd stolen off a dead police officer three streets back. What? The man didn't need it any more, he didn't even have a head. Holding the gun at the ready, he finally deemed the room safe and pushed the door shut, lowering the gun and pushing it down the front of his pants, leaving the handle out for easy access.
Positives: It was easy to get to.
Negatives: It better fucking not go off.
Shrugging the bag off his shoulder, he wandered toward the shelves, salvaging some food and the essentials. In other words, cigarettes, as many packets as he could fit without looking a bit psychotic-Oh, to hell with psychotic. Cigarettes in normal life had been a nice little relief. Now, they were his life line, keeping his mind off the fact he was probably one of the last in a town infected by the nice locals who now wanted to seperate his head from his body. This was why he didn't like people. Not unless they were for sex-And these people, well, he was keeping them well out of his pants.
Zipping the bag up, he grimaced as he caught his reflection in the window. The was blood on his face, dry and with a brick like texture, cemented in lines down from his nose, the middle which was sporting a rather unattractive bandaid. Spongebob. It had been the only packet he could find. A couple of days ago he'd had a run in with one of the creatures and it'd torn his septum piercing out. Not nice. He'd made sure to blow it's head off for that, which explained the disgusting bits of purple on one side of his face. Zombie brains. The roots of his hair were showing, but that was the least of his worries. If hell could incorporate itself into human form, that would be him. He looked terrible to say the least, and his clothes were struggling to keep together, what with all the tares and such he'd gotten from all too many encounters with the locals.
The world had gone to shit.
Over stating, but the town at least.
And James was sitting right in the middle of it, lighting himself a cigarette and wondering just vaguely if it were against all odds for one shaggable woman to have survived the apocalypse. No, with his luck? It'd be a WoW geek who could have stood to stop eating McDonalds long ago. He could think of only one thing at that moment, and in the words of the oh-so-wise internet: FML.
Fuck My Life.