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greetings.
i am emma. but srsly, anyone who calls me emma is probably going to be ignored, because i hate my name. instead, people call me az. i am even called rottie or rottingham on gaia (fuckyouiamshameless)..
any way. rambling.
i am not that interesting, fascinating or funny, but i try?
i really do enjoy writing, the only issue is my computer time is hectic. i have to help out with kids and dealing with them is hell on earth. when i do get around to writing, my replies i fucking long. i always feel bad posting them because they get to be up in the 2k-word range, and i sometimes spell things wrong or miss words in sentences. don't nag me about that. i will kill you. hard.
i am fairly nice, and i really enjoy being there for people. i am prone to handing out all kinds of contacts to people because i want them to feel safe and i want them to have someone to talk to at all times.
i am weird.
i am nineteen, and i don't watch porn. never will either. i tried several times, but the movements of the goddamn camera, added to the movements of the bodies, added to the fakeness of it, added to all that crappy lighting and shit, and i get motion sick. bad. like puke on my shoes bad. so you won't see me watch porn, or talk about watching it. i stick to books and writing and sometimes a magazine or two. bite me.
i hate my ex's because i can seem to date someone who actually suites me. i always feel out of place and get dumped, or have to dump them before i lead them on and hurt them. maybe i am picky?
i love gore and (w)horror. if a roleplay has blood and violence. i am there.
i am a lesbian.
i just fail at sex.
and life.
and dating.
YAY ME.
i roleplay with two dicks.
if you don't get that.
obviously you won't be roleplaying with me. : D
i am six foot almost, and its annoying!
i am a kissass and just moved out of my dads house.
those two things have nothing to do with each other, i just tossed them into the same sentence for fun.
my favourite bands are currently aquabats, mia, louis XIV, mgmt, and alice dj. i love a lot of music, so recommend your bands. im all ears.
my current favourite song is parabola by tool. the music video is the shit.
i love books such as wraethuthu, ender's game, bloodhound, circle of four series, the immortals series, coraline, wolves in the walls(fuck you i know it is a kids book), stardust, anansi boys, american gods and some other shit i don't care to list. : D
favourite fucking movie?! DISTRICT 9 BITCHES, which is followed closely by moulin rouge, chicago, 9, REPO!the genetic opera, australia, pride and prejudice, coraline, ironman, titanic, the brothers grimm, and edward scissorhands.
i love my friends. they are my bitches and i will give them the stars. : D
i don't know what the fuck else to say?
i like to draw.
any way. rambling.
i am not that interesting, fascinating or funny, but i try?
i really do enjoy writing, the only issue is my computer time is hectic. i have to help out with kids and dealing with them is hell on earth. when i do get around to writing, my replies i fucking long. i always feel bad posting them because they get to be up in the 2k-word range, and i sometimes spell things wrong or miss words in sentences. don't nag me about that. i will kill you. hard.
i am fairly nice, and i really enjoy being there for people. i am prone to handing out all kinds of contacts to people because i want them to feel safe and i want them to have someone to talk to at all times.
i am weird.
i am nineteen, and i don't watch porn. never will either. i tried several times, but the movements of the goddamn camera, added to the movements of the bodies, added to the fakeness of it, added to all that crappy lighting and shit, and i get motion sick. bad. like puke on my shoes bad. so you won't see me watch porn, or talk about watching it. i stick to books and writing and sometimes a magazine or two. bite me.
i hate my ex's because i can seem to date someone who actually suites me. i always feel out of place and get dumped, or have to dump them before i lead them on and hurt them. maybe i am picky?
i love gore and (w)horror. if a roleplay has blood and violence. i am there.
i am a lesbian.
i just fail at sex.
and life.
and dating.
YAY ME.
i roleplay with two dicks.
if you don't get that.
obviously you won't be roleplaying with me. : D
i am six foot almost, and its annoying!
i am a kissass and just moved out of my dads house.
those two things have nothing to do with each other, i just tossed them into the same sentence for fun.
my favourite bands are currently aquabats, mia, louis XIV, mgmt, and alice dj. i love a lot of music, so recommend your bands. im all ears.
my current favourite song is parabola by tool. the music video is the shit.
i love books such as wraethuthu, ender's game, bloodhound, circle of four series, the immortals series, coraline, wolves in the walls(fuck you i know it is a kids book), stardust, anansi boys, american gods and some other shit i don't care to list. : D
favourite fucking movie?! DISTRICT 9 BITCHES, which is followed closely by moulin rouge, chicago, 9, REPO!the genetic opera, australia, pride and prejudice, coraline, ironman, titanic, the brothers grimm, and edward scissorhands.
i love my friends. they are my bitches and i will give them the stars. : D
i don't know what the fuck else to say?
i like to draw.
there.
that sums me up.
P.S!
i am an artist.
so i am entitled to be:
lazy, grumpy, prone to mood swings, prone to removing parts of my body in the name of art, screaming, committing tragic suicide, cheating on my wife with my mistresses, being a sexfiend, saying things that don't make sense, putting off projects till the last minute then expecting double the pay, kicking ass at everything that has nothing to do with anything, and spreading love across this cold nation.
: DDDD
